Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.