How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
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This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...