A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...