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I think that I’m a chicken
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Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...