you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
I can’t breathe without that
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A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...