Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...