One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...