134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...