How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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