His wife had been killed
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Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
A moose-quito!
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A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...