Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...