Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...