Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.