What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
A dirty kid!
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The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...