How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!