Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...