Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...