Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...