Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...