Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...