How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Marriage Secrets…
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