Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...