Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...