Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
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Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Where are you from?
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Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...