The Perfect Day – Him and Her
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Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Grenade pin
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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
mouse’s favorite record?
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The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...