GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...