Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...