Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...