Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...