Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...