You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...