Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...