Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...