Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...