Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....