The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...