What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
One Dollar
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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...