Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...