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Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...