Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...