You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Fun Quotes
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Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...