A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...