Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...