Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
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Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Going crazy with confusion
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A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.