13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!