Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...