Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...