Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...