OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.