I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...