Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...