Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
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Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
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Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Dog jokes 01
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Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...